Let me break it down for you. I’m a gay girl in Seattle, Washington and I love queer women. I absolutely love them! And why wouldn’t I? Women can be pretty fucking amazing; lesbians specifically for the simple fact that they let me see them naked… regularly. And if there is one thing that I like it is a naked woman.
Look dykes, because I love you so much, I feel that I have to be honest with you. You are so fucking crazy sometimes. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW CRAZY YOU ARE? I fully intend to call you on it in this blog in the most humorous way I can. I’m sure you’re saying to yourself right now, “but didn’t she just say she’s a lesbian therefore she’s saying that she is crazy?” I sure did. I’m not going to absolve myself from any of the crazy shit I do in this blog. I’m going to keep it real ladies; I’m pretty fucking crazy sometimes.
Let’s get to it then: this blog is dedicated to all those times that lesbians have made me exclaim, “What the fuck, lesbians?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.”